I need some. I have to work today, and it seems that I'm the only one. I don't want to do any work, so I'm looking for some really good excuses because the ones I've come up with so far are pretty lame:
- There are no trials on Court TV today, so I can't concentrate on my work.
- I have laundry to do.
- I need to go to the grocery store to pick up a few items.
- I haven't watched any of my TIVO'd episodes of Northern Exposure for a while.
- It's too cold.
- The dog needs to be taken for a walk.
- There's nothing good here to eat for breakfast.
- There is no real news on TV today, only pictures of crazed shoppers.
- I want to go to Borders to buy the new Tom Wolfe book.
- Something is wrong with my notebook computer and I should try to fix it.
- The battery in my car is dead for the third time in a week, so I need to get a new one installed.
- I have to empty the dishwasher.
- Everyone else is having fun.
Boo hoo.
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